Some of my favorite quotes:
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
-- Dave Barry
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW--What a Ride!" -- Hunter S. Thompson
On the day of his retirement from racing in 1994, after winning the 24 Hours of Daytona, the Daytona 500, CART and Formula 1 championships, a reporter asked Mario Andretti if he had any advice for budding race drivers.
“Yes. Never pass up a chance to take a piss.”
-- Mario Andretti
"My friends say I'm too old to play
with toys."
--
I need new friends
-overheard on the Ford Truck message board.
"There is a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness."
- Dave Barry (must be he owned a Porsche?)
"Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With
female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male
menopause - you get to date young girls and drive Porsches."
- author unknown: overheard on Rennlist on the 924/928/944/951 board
"And be sure to smile today...you're driving a freakin' Porsche!"
- author unknown: overheard on Rennlist on the 924/928/944/951 board
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her."
- I wanna say it was W.C. Fields, but I could be wrong,
anybody want to correct me?